I’m fucking leaving….

by barfsfw

30 Comments

  1. I had the Sando.

    /S, I had the happy hour Miller Tall Boy and a shot of house whiskey like a normal degenerate.

  2. Next-Relation130

    Well I have never heard of a dry aged burger before, am I the only weird guy here who has not heard that before?

  3. immersemeinnature

    “Handhelds”

    The word makes it more expensive

  4. Powerful-Scratch1579

    When they start saying “Sammich”we’re in real trouble.

  5. SpicyWokHei

    “Handheld. $20. Fries are an extra $11. Try our chicken sandos too! It pairs great with our micro brew IPA!”

    Get the ever living fuck out of here.

  6. Capt_Murphy_

    LTO not spelled out is wild. Is LTO a super common acronym for lettuce tomato onion?

  7. A SANDO IS SUPPOSED TO BE ON JAPANESE MILK BREAD

    ![gif](giphy|3ohs81rDuEz9ioJzAA|downsized)

  8. SGNARF666

    lol I worked at this restaurant, awkward……

  9. Better than a restaurant I left years ago. Owners turned out to be MAGAts and, after Trumps first election, I left and they reworked the menu. They made every thing “Patriot/hell yeah brother” themed and their chicken sandwich was on the menu as the Cluck Norris 🙃

  10. gringogidget

    Why can’t people use the word sandwich ???

  11. ranting_chef

    I hate “Handheld” almost as much as “Sando.”

    Twenty what? Dollars? And eighteen for vegetarian? Holy crap, what state is this? California?

  12. shackbleep

    ‘Handhelds’ and ‘sando’ being on the same menu together should be a violation of the Geneva Convention.

    IT’S A SANDWICH. SAY IT.

  13. ModestBanana

    Just say “burgers and sandwiches”

    Handhelds is almost insulting. Same person who wrote the menu probably manages this place’s LinkedIn account 

  14. Aint_EZ_bein_AZ

    Lmao my girlfriend works at a tourist trap in Seattle. Burgers are 25. Place makes stupid revenue though

  15. TheGinger_Ninja0

    Honestly, it just looks lame on a menu.

    I’m fine with someone using it casually in a conversation among friends, but it looks stupid on a menu

  16. Faidra_Nightmire

    can we take “Sando” out of our vocabulary too? 🤣

  17. No, we’re not like other burger places! Our walls are made of exposed bricks. There are visible water pipes in the celling. We’re just 2 guys with a crazy idea. Yes, we’re brothers/lifelong friends. Yes, we have beards. Yes, fried come with an additional cost. Yes, our burgers cost $20 and they’re called handhelds. Yes, our “house sauce” is just fry sauce. We’re quirky and different.

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